i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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