How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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