what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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