good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
areolas are like halos for boobs.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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