i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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