i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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