My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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