Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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