at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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