3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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