SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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