I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
