the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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