i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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