You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dude. I can hear the air.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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