they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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