Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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