You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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