Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
wat bout pragnant strippers??
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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