he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
