So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
