I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
