I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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