A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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