STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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