we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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