Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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