I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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