Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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