check it out our google latitudes are spooning
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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