Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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