We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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