I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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