Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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