The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wish I only lived at night.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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