I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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