Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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