idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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