ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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