You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
this just has baby written all over it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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