i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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