Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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