check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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