I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize