Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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