doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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