Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Drunk is not a location!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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