Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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