plz talk dirty to me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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