So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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