I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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