i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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