I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She even gives head with a lisp.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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