I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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