That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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