Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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