thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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