There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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