He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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