What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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