I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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